Tonight I'm writing this while sitting on my bed eating left over chicken curry. And even though it’s made with Quorn chicken, it’s still a good curry!
The pancake party on Tuesday was just the hilarity! Sadly I didn’t turn up for it until about 11pm, but that was only because my choir rehearsal ran way overtime, so I can’t really be to blame.
Anyway, it was such an enjoyable night! Although, I did manage to miss the key moment of the party due to my late arrival: the pancakes. Naturally, I was devastated, but after a few giggles and an unexpected slap from a good friend, I got over it. But it still felt weird not getting all fat for pancake Tuesday...
There were 7 of us at the party, 8 if you include my friend’s possibly homosexual dog who took a keen interest in my other friend’s crotch. As per a usual sleepover, there were blankets and cushions everywhere to be seen and an abundance of cheeky comments to be made. After a few hours of fun and frolics (which included myself singing under a snooker table while eating a candy cane), we sat down to watch Ice Age 3! What an awesome movie. I highly recommend all who read this to watch it. Eventually as we all began to fall asleep, I slid into the next room and passed out on a mattress that I knew I would have all to myself.
(this was just a cute, unrelated photo)
The real fun began the next day when we went to bring the slightly homosexual dog for a walk. I kind of messed with my friend’s head using false text messages. I just thought, ‘oh hey, let’s freak him out!’ and it totally worked. I think he was genuinely scared... Basically we sent him messages from an 'admirer'. A gay admirer, telling my friend of his affections for him and such. Yeah... it didn’t go down well! He was very close to tears. At the time he blamed me for this admirer (for a number of reasons unrelated to the fact that I wrote the texts myself) and threatened to tie me to the tracks of a local train route. Then I was thinking ‘hmm, I'm so going straight to hell for this’. And if I hadn’t told him the truth as he went home, I'm sure I still be on that very same path to the flames right now.
Anyway, so this talk of hell sparked an interesting conversation with the group about ‘what hell is’. After a long conversation on the topic, we came to a conclusion! Here is the direct explanation of the word ‘Hell’ as taken from ‘The Nicolopolus book of definitions and understandings; 2010’
‘Hell: A large hotel with many, many floors. Each sinner is booked into a room in the hotel and the higher your floor is from the ground, the most sins you’ve committed. There is no lift in the Hell Hotel so you must walk to your room up flights and flights of stairs. If you are the most evil of sinners, you will forever be in a paradox; after you have reached your room on one of the higher floors, it will be time for breakfast so you must walk all the way back down to get breakfast before it is finished. Then when you return to your room, it will be time for breakfast again. But if you are the most evil of sinners, when you get there, Breakfast will be over and it will be so late in the evening by then that it will be time for you to go back to your room. If you are only a medium rate sinner however, you will reach the food hall in time for dinner at least.’
(love in the flames)
I think it’s a good interpretation! This made us laugh for quite a while! And I just thought id share it with you all now.
After the walk, we made Ash Wednesday into Pancake Wednesday and made loads of pancakes in the kitchen. So even though I missed the pancakes on pancake Tuesday, I got them on my own, personal made pancake Wednesday!
So in total, it was a very good day. I have awesome friends. And no matter how many pranks i pull, they should know i love them.
Did you guys do anything fun for Pancake Tuesday?
Feel free to share your day too =]
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